1. cleapow:

    girl-non-grata:

    Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

    Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

    This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

    (via eclecticpandas)

     
     
  2. (via stabs)

     

  3. "People don’t talk to me.They talk to my shadow,my body.They don’t talk to my soul.They never did."
    — (via nauughty)

    (via st4rtedlate)

     

  4. fake-ketchup:

    I’m scared of talking to an audience if it consists of more than 0.5 people

    (via eclecticpandas)

     

  5. Anonymous said: how did you get so tan???

    notwifi:

    image

     
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  7. simplicityca07:

    ifimeanalottoyou:

    Drugs Under The Microscope

    Pretty cool, I won’t lie

    (via someday-the-dream-will-end)

     
  8. misstransatlantic:

    “well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.”

    (Source: michaelpierce, via the-girl-with-the-delorean)

     
  9. memeguy-com:

    Didnt I say you were grounded

    (via phobias)

     
  10. asthmas:

    Mathijs Delva, Mix 

    (Source: asthmas, via definitive)